- #3179 [Dlbf], 23-07-25 19:22^_^
- #3178 [dna_oscar], 23-07-17 14:01
- #3177 [tonylaibach], 23-07-16 23:26睇一個故仔,學少少英文。
In the university library, a boy walked up to a girl and asked, "Excuse me, is anyone sitting here?"
喺大學圖書館,有個男仔行去個女仔身邊問:「請問呢個位有無人坐?」
The girl deliberately raised her voice and responded in a gossipy tone, "I'm not going to sleep with you, okay?"
條女故意拉高聲線,用八婆 tone 應佢:「我唔會同你上床㗎喎。」
Everyone in the room looked at the boy, who was incredibly embarrassed.
全場望住個男仔,老尷到爆。
The girl continued in a softer voice, "I didn't say anything wrong, did I? There are plenty of empty seats, but you insist on sitting here. You obviously want to hit on me. I study psychology, and I know how to read people very well."
條女再細聲講:「我無講錯吖嘛?咁多位唔坐,你偏要坐呢到,你分明係想溝我。我讀心理學㗎,我好清楚點睇穿一個人。」
Suddenly, the boy shouted, "What? You charge 30,000 dollars for one night? Do you think you're a celebrity?"
個男仔忽然大嗌:「下?一晚三萬蚊?你當你係明星?」
The girl's face turned red, and her classmates started whispering to each other.
條女塊面紅曬;身邊啲同學議論紛紛。
The boy then whispered to the girl, "I study politics, and I know how to ruin someone's reputation."
個男仔再細聲同條女講:「我讀政治,我好清楚點令人身敗名裂。」 -
- #3176 [tonylaibach], 23-07-11 18:46!
- #3175 [lym], 23-07-08 18:18夠膽死賣千幾銀?吾怕,有人會幫手掃哂。
最後修改時間: 2023-07-08 18:19:01 - #3174 [tonylaibach], 23-07-08 17:55汚糟咗唔即刻洗,勞改。
打爛咗,拉。
裂咗未爛,勞改。
掉落垃圾桶,拉。
建議用途:供奉,家傳 - #3173 [eckochin], 23-07-08 17:26如果處理不當,拉咗侮辱區徽,咪貼錢買難受
- #3172 [10001club], 23-07-08 15:27.
- #3171 [simpleman], 23-07-08 15:20#3170 ,打爛算唔算捐毀區旗區徽?用呢裝屎屎、臭豆腐就一定喺侮辱咗佢哋啦!
- #3170 [tonylaibach], 23-07-08 14:26很想要吧?
- #3169 [kennycwc], 23-07-07 14:30.
- #3168 [tonylaibach], 23-07-04 17:31抵俾。
- #3167 [DeepSea^^], 23-07-03 22:17
- #3166 [亨利二世], 23-07-02 21:37
- #3165 [kennycwc], 23-06-30 14:102023年
新世代 XD - #3164 [kennycwc], 23-06-27 20:53!
- #3163 [vitz], 23-06-26 17:49有創意
- #3162 [vitz], 23-06-26 17:47構圖一流
- #3161 [tonylaibach], 23-06-24 19:04!
- #3160 [kennycwc], 23-06-23 20:51.
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